Shrek Character Commentary

The character commentary for Shrek is a fan-fiction thing to make. It would've appeared on Shrek: The Deployed Special Edition Blu-Ray.

Description

Shrek (Mike Myers), Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Fiona (Cameron Diaz), Puss (not in the original movie) (Antonio Banderas), Harold (not in the original movie) (John Cleese), Lillian (not in the original movie), Big Bad Wolf (Aron Warner), Pinocchio (Cody Cameron) and Gingy (Conrad Vernon) to discuss the CGI film that started the realm of CGI films in this full-length character commentary.

Transcript

• SHREK: Umm, is that thing it?
• DONKEY: I'm going to singing a song. (SINGING) I'm a range, and nothing to the swamp... Of course, you know about a ogres and castle that the monster... The ogres is gonna make it...
• SHREK: Donkey! Stop singing!
• DONKEY: I'm so sorry, Shrek! And your listening to Shrek character commentary, and the feature film is themselves for DreamWorks films.
• FIONA: This is Princess Fiona. I'm supposed and commentary of Shrek. The ogre roaring and the dragon on the castle.
• PUSS: Ah, this is Puss in Boots. The storybook opening into a fairytale and castle of a celebrating of Shark Tale.
• HAROLD: This is King Harold. Now ogres and the Far Far Away castle to a swamp for Shrek. And welcome.
• LILLIAN: This is Queen Lillian. The castle and the storybook opening for a listening of supposed on her film.
• BIG BAD WOLF: This is the Big Bad Wolf. Fairytale and the king of storybook opening of Shrek.
• PINOCCHIO: I'm Pinocchio. The fairytale of storybook opening and dragon for Shrek.
• GINGY: And I'm Gingy. The gingerbread man and the ogres of a creatures in the swamp.
• SHREK: Lovely and the couple for a castle, and the character is Donkey and King Harold.
• Shrek: ...keep, in the highest room of the tallest...
• SHREK: Now ogres, the storybook opening of a fairytale, and Lord Farquaad. The ogres coming in the swamp.
• Shrek: ...going to happen. What a loony.
• (Toilet flushes)
• SHREK: Phew! That was close. Lord Farquaad's castle for the guards and Thelonious' henchmen of Farquaad. Donkey, what is going on?
• DONKEY: Which artist by Smash Mouth, and the listening of Road to El Dorado and Chicken Run.
• SHREK: Yeah. The swamp water in a creatures and frogs with ogres, and the shower for a shampoo I think. Dragons and the birds with a fairytale, and the beware of a shower. Mud and the water in a swamp, and the ogres in a castle.